Playing in the first round of the Spingold, we draw a pretty
good, mostly Dutch team. Our opponents are good and they are slow.
On consecutive boards, one tanked for 5, 4, and 7 minutes.
We'll finish the 64-board match around dawn.
1NT was 15-17. 2 was ordinary Stayman, but 3
asked for distributional information. 3 showed either
4333 exactly or five spades.
Partner leads the Q. For us to have any chance to
beat this, declarer has to be 5332 exactly, and his high
cards need to be the AKJ, A, and K.
Partner needs to have a high club spot, too, or declarer
has three clubs and two in each other suit.
I wonder why dummy asked about declarer's shape. Vs.
4234 or 4324, declarer needs a perfecto to make 6;
it doesn't seem to me that it'd pay to pass game on
that off chance, and if not, then why tell the defense
about declarer's hand?
Declarer plays low from dummy, and I discourage at trick
one. It's possible that declarer will duck this trick,
and if so, we can beat 3NT if partner will shift to a
heart, even if declarer has the 4333 hand. Neither event
is likely, but it's worth trying. Surprisingly, the first
happens, but not surprisingly, the second doesn't. Shifting
from Qxx through that dummy looks silly, especially if partner
has spades locked up. Partner continues diamonds and declarer
wins in hand. He leads the 10 and partner plays small.
OK, we are doomed. After a small pause (maybe only 45 seconds;
did I mention these guys were slow), declarer goes up with the
A and leads a spade off dummy. He hooks the J,
losing to partner's queen. Partner clears the diamonds while
I pitch an encouraging heart.
Declarer, of course, now tests the spades. On the third
round, both dummy and I pitch clubs. So now declarer
plays his 8 (I wish I had that!) and passes it to me.
I win and immediately shift to the J. That's the only
way to give declarer a problem:
If I exit with a club, I surrender the 9th trick immediately.
If I play a low heart, declarer has a choice of endplaying me
in either hearts or clubs. When I play the J, however,
declarer has to decide who has the Q. If I have it,
either endplay still works. If partner has it, declarer can just
win in hand and hook the 10.
Declarer starts thinking about this. And thinking. Dummy
is jeering. "You had 9 top tricks and now you've
given yourself a guess! Ha, ha!" It's obvious to me what
declarer is thinking about. "We are playing a very low seeded
team, so is the bozo on my right finding the 'obvious' play
from both heart honors, or did he quickly work out the position
and make a good play?" Restricted choice applies so it's
2-1 that I have only one of the heart honors, but most
weak players will play the jack from both much more than half
the time. Joy. I can't win. Either declarer makes
the hand or insults me. Declarer is still thinking. I glance
at the clock; he's only been tanking about 2 minutes so far,
nothing out of the ordinary for these guys. Dummy is still
laughing. Declarer is still thinking. Dummy is bored and
fidgeting. Declarer thinks some more. He shrugs and plays
the A, since that doesn't commit him to anything. And
goes back into the tank. I glance at the clock. He's been at
it 10 minutes. I mention gently, "I don't mean to be rude,
but 10 minutes is a bit long to make a single play." No effect.
Still thinking. Finally, six minutes later, he shrugs and
hooks the heart. We fold. Sixteen minutes. At least I wasn't
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